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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.

If there is one thing I love about my personal and business friends it is the diversity of culture, personality and language that they bring to my life. In particular, I love their accents.

Before I incur your disgust at supposed West Coast bragging, let me say that not all the green in our yard is good.

A construction worker who came from Newfoundland said, "a Weather guy lies five times a week and gets paid, but I am working so hard for minimum wage." Of course that is only a Newfie joke.

In all the world there is no better feeling than coming home. There is no stronger word to capture the emotions: home for Christmas, home for the holidays, home-word bound.

It's close to sixteen years since I was first invited to submit a weekly column to some of my favourite publications. With the exception of a few trips to the hospital I haven't missed sending in any musings.

The results of the Wheatland Senior Centre's activities from February 10 to February 16: Bridge: (Monday) 1st Basil Holyer, 2nd George Gillies, 3rd John Whitell. Bridge: (Friday) 1st George Gillies, 2nd Basil Holyer, 3rd Roy Wallin.

During the last few weeks, eight people have passed away in the Carlyle and district area. Their ages varied from their twenties to over one hundred years. The majority of them were relatively young.

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Dublin and says to the first man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man says, "I do, Father." The priest says, "Then stands over there against the wall.

The results of the senior Centre's activities from February 3 to February 9: Bridge: (Monday) 1st John Whitell, 2nd George Gillies, 3rd Stan Sampson. Bridge: (Friday) 1st Mildred Sandiford, 2nd Jack Medwed, 3rd John Whitell.